What are we talking about here?
The Wells Report on whether or not the New England Patriots "deflated" the footballs used in a regular season game clearly shows that the team cheated. It cheated with the assent of the starting quarterback and it extended down into the franchise.
Jim McNally is Rosencrantz and John Jastremski is Guildenstern and I'm not sure who Brady is because he just doesn't sound moody enough to pull off Hamlet.
The only question now is whether or not the Patriots will face severe fines and suspensions. I know Roger Goodell takes care of Bob Kraft, but how is that going to be possible after this report?